Barbecue parties on blood-red sands.

Item 1: Apparently, Weird Al Yankovic was in the running for this year's World's Sexiest Vegetarian contest, although he narrowly lost out to Andre "Who?" 3000. Bob bless those wacky nutters at PeTA.

Item 2: Not that I'm any closer to being a vegetarian after Item 1, but apparently the meat-eaters aren't doin' so hot either. At least not the ones who kill goats for coke.