Name:
Location: St. Vincent & Grenadines

You were driving home in the dark on one glass-slippered heel, window sliced open and bathing in the snowliquor of the night air. We heard you singing, and couldn't bear to wake you.

21 September 2005

I'm a diamond in the dust, a dime a dozen, hard to trust me.

A colleague sent me this test a few days ago, and now I pass it on to all of you. It doesn't take very long, but it's a tough call. I think I passed. Let me know how you do.

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line...

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster, The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer . . . somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under...forever. You have two options: you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men. So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:


















Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

2 Comments:

Anonymous wes said...

That was funny.

Nice TV freezeframe, too.

I think the scene would play out something like this:

Me: "Offer me money."
-click-
Bush, weakly: "Yes..."
Me: "Power too, promise me that."
-click-
Bush: "All that I have and more... please..."
Me: "Offer me everything I ask for."
-click-
Bush (sinking deeper): "Anything you want!"
Me: "I want my country back, you son of a bitch!"
-click- -click- -click-

8:43 AM  
Anonymous livejasmin said...

funny

3:09 AM  

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