Location: St. Vincent & Grenadines

You were driving home in the dark on one glass-slippered heel, window sliced open and bathing in the snowliquor of the night air. We heard you singing, and couldn't bear to wake you.

22 December 2005

The men in the gabardine suits, and their goddamned bowties.

Courtesy of This Modern World. I'm not entirely sure I agree, though. The classic "is he evil or just stupid?" riddle may be on its way to obsolescence; it's kind of hard to call a man stupid if he keeps getting away with it, over and over. Nixon may have been smarter, or he may just have been more discreet. He actually went to the trouble of covering up crimes after committing them. Bush just says "Fuck all y'all, I'm-a keep tapping your phones too! National security, guys, end of fuckin' story. And New York Times, you know what we do to snitches up in this piece. Watch your back, crackers."

And yet, oddly enough, no one's impeaching this dookie-smear. Hmm. Stupid like a fox.


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