She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.
First of all
New baby pictures! Scroll down and tap that green button on the left.
And then
I'm going in for Lasik eye surgery on Thursday the 12th.
Consequently
Oodles of green noodles make blue poodles jump der shtroodle.
However
I recently taught myself to play "Jacob Marley's Chain" by Aimee Mann, except for a couple chords in the middle that I can't get quite right but close enough to fudge.
Moreover
Grew a beard for the winter break. Shaved it off last night.
Additionally
The executive branch of the federal government is a phalanx of con men and fascists.
And finally
Happy new year.
New baby pictures! Scroll down and tap that green button on the left.
And then
I'm going in for Lasik eye surgery on Thursday the 12th.
Consequently
Oodles of green noodles make blue poodles jump der shtroodle.
However
I recently taught myself to play "Jacob Marley's Chain" by Aimee Mann, except for a couple chords in the middle that I can't get quite right but close enough to fudge.
Moreover
Grew a beard for the winter break. Shaved it off last night.
Additionally
The executive branch of the federal government is a phalanx of con men and fascists.
And finally
Happy new year.
hurled forth by Felix Helix | 12:10 PM
4 Comments:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yosha, everytime someone gets lasik surgery and quits wearing glasses, an angel in heaven loses her wings and god kills a kitten! or a puppy! maybe BOTH!
seriously, if a spectacles-free life is what you choose... (sigh) I wish you the best.
PS. Happy new year to you and yours too.
God is pretty hard core.
Yeah, God always had a hard time scoring chicks. That's why He has to resort to geek-show stuff like the ol' two-fisted puppy vs. kitten head-butt whenever someone like me takes off the glasses. He's just insecure about how good I'm going to look, so He's trying to get everyone's attention. Don't give Him the satisfaction, please, or He'll never take the hint.
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