Always Fear City's finest follow right behind.

You know my adorable daughter? The one I frequently write about (well, as frequently as I write about anything) in glowing terms? Well: I love her. I say that as a preface. Now this: she's a whiny, inconsolable wreck today. When she's not weeping over trifles, she's making demands. She's obnoxious, manipulative, insecure, petty, self-centered, and...um...two.

Yeah. She's not the only one who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.